alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

(via summermotherfucker)

summermotherfucker:

So I (15 year old girl) was talking to my brother and he was being rude so I was like “your dick is small anyway” and he replied with “well it’s bigger than yours” and I was just like “aight, fair enough…”

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

(via penisvvrinkle)

trencly:

Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own

(Source: trencly, via hi)

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

(via sorry)