guy:

when ur parents introduce u to their friends

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(Source: guy, via happiest)

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

(via happiest)

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via happiest)

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via laughbitches)

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via laughbitches)